Humour Life Quotes

Quotes tagged as "humour-life" (showing 1-30 of 54)
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

Jim McGrath
“Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.”
Jim McGrath, A Death in Winter: 1963

“My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

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“My god, Mr. NOT, would like to kiss your inherited fancy, the only God. Could you forward the address of your pal up there? If you do not, then, my personal fancy says it is my fundamental religious duty to religiously kick yours, and his ass!”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I never lie to myself. If at times I'm an asshole, then, I admit to myself I've been so. This is how brutally truthful I am with myself. Only those who're assholes lie to themselves. Therefore, I am who I am - just a human. But of course, with an ass hole.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Really, you're not to blame. It is such a shame that your imaginary pal, your god is but a hateful, intolerant, misogynistic sod, akin the vilest of humans. So, per se it is not your fault. You're just a simple fellow following a distasteful simpleton. You're just being Him.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“What could I possibly tell you. Religious nuts know it all. But for one thing - that they are butt-holes.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“If you can count your friends - those who will miss you, perhaps shed a tear for you after you conk off - you're one lucky fellow. I guess I am lucky. Then again, who can tell? May be I will have to cut off a finger! For, who knows, in the passage of time, who turns yellow.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Just now my god Mr. NOT kicked your imaginary pal's butt! If you did not hear of it but I did, should we at least agree that we both are nuts!”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Live life so damn well and good that death, when it comes to take you, it won't feel that well or good.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

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