Humorous Philosophy Quotes
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“Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?”
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“Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding

“And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. "Chinese," he whispered. "I'm Chinese." "And I," said the girl, "am the Queen of Spain." "In your dreams," said the boy. "In my dreams," said the girl, "I'm the King.”
― When the Emperor Was Divine
― When the Emperor Was Divine

“Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful.”
― God Johnson The Unforgiven Diary of the Disciple of a Lesser God
― God Johnson The Unforgiven Diary of the Disciple of a Lesser God

“She has a particular penchant for mentally noting how much I drink, how much I eat, how much exercise I get, and the like. These specifics all fall within her purview. So in truth, I don’t remember how much I drink; it's not my job.”
― The Third Murderer
― The Third Murderer

“This was Montana, and, frankly, the man on the mountain had a point.”
― Living The Big Sky Life: Urban Tales Of My Tortured Tenure In "The Last Best Place"
― Living The Big Sky Life: Urban Tales Of My Tortured Tenure In "The Last Best Place"

“you can't say "if this didn't happen then that would have happened" because you don't know everything that might have happened.You might think something'd be good, but for all you know, it could have turned out horrible. You can't say "If only I'd ..." because you could be wishing for anything. The point is, you'll never know. You've gone past. So there's no use thinking about it. So I don't”
― Lords and Ladies
― Lords and Ladies

“Humor is a silent and polite dynamite which enables you to blow your own way of life sky-high every time you have had enough of it, yet with the maximum discretion and without making a mess.”
― The Roots of Heaven
― The Roots of Heaven

“Those of us who carry notepads to the bedroom or scribble down thoughts during our morning constitutional have tools to abandon self-delusions.
Or develop them.”
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Or develop them.”
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“There's always room for a unicorn in my life.
(i.e. fantasy and imagination)”
― Nora & het bloemenelfje
(i.e. fantasy and imagination)”
― Nora & het bloemenelfje
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.”
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