Quotes About Double Entendre

Quotes tagged as "double-entendre" (showing 1-30 of 31)
Mae West
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Mae West, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Dorothy Parker
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
Dorothy Parker

C.C. Hunter
“She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased.”
C.C. Hunter, Awake at Dawn

Mark Z. Danielewski
“Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.”
Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

L. Frank Baum
“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.”
L. Frank Baum

Zsa Zsa Gabor
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mel Brooks
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
Mel Brooks

Craig Ferguson
“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.”
Craig Ferguson

Ken Kesey
“He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.”
Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“Tis better to have love and lust
Than to let our apparatus rust.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr., God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

Jessica Sorensen
“He stops rocking the cage. "Oh, come on, Callie. It won't be fun if we don't rock it. In fact, the more we rock it, the better it'll feel." His voice drops to a deep whisper. "We can rock it nice and slow or really, really fast."...

"Do I have your permission to rock away and give you the ride of your life?" Why does it feel like he's secretly talking dirty to me? "Yeah, go ahead, rock it nice and hard," I say without thinking, then bite down on my lip as the dirty section of my brain catches up with me. Honestly, I didn't even know that side existed.”
Jessica Sorensen, The Coincidence of Callie & Kayden

“Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?”
Sanami Matoh, Fake, Volume 04

Nenia Campbell
“I hope you nail the bastard.”

So does he.
Nenia Campbell, Endgame

Kristen Callihan
“Ah, now,” crooned Adam, “here we are, then.” With infinite care, as though he were handling a babe, he lifted the sword out, and a sigh seemed to go through him. “Ah, my lovely, it’s been far too long.”

“Shall I leave you two alone, then?” Eliza’s lips twitched. She’d never seen such a look of reverence mixed with old familiarity. It was nearly indecent.

Adam spared her a glance. “Quiet woman, a man’s relationship with his sword is a sacred thing.”

“So I’ve heard.”
Kristen Callihan, Soulbound

Charles Dickens
“When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.”
Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit

Brian Spellman
“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

T.H. White
“Gawaine and Gareth took turns with the fat ass, one of them whacking it while the other rode bareback.”
T.H. White, The Once and Future King

“I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.”
FayJay, The Student Prince

Robin Bielman
“Not that I can’t handle things myself, but since I’ve got you,
I may as well use you.”
Robin Bielman, Wild About Her Wingman

Kevin Hearne
“I Keep a Wholesome Table."
Manannan Mac Lir”
Kevin Hearne, Trapped

Kristen Callihan
“... Mary bit her lip. “She is merely saying hello.”
Oh, I am, Tottie agreed. I’ve been wanting to say hello to Mr. Jack for an age, personal-like. Her hand glided over his chest and headed down. Such a fine cocky fella, ye are. Shall we see if it’s all just tall tales, then, me lad?
Kristen Callihan, Shadowdance

Brian Spellman
“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

Brian Spellman
“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

“If someone says to you, “you’re a sight for sore eyes”—make sure it’s a compliment.”
Clifford Cohen

Brian Spellman
“That's art. Nothing is for everybody.”
Brian Spellman, Cartoonist's Book Camp

Robin Bielman
“I’ve got major skills and can definitely hold my own.”
Robin Bielman, Wild About Her Wingman

Lisa Kleypas
“I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. “I don’t even get cheesy seduction music?”
Jack shook his head. “I usually do this a cappella.”
“You mean unaccompanied?”
“No, I haven’t done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen.”

-Ella & Jack”
Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

Lisa Moore
“It has taken stealth and some underhandedness. It has taken clarity of purpose when the moment called for dreamy abandon. He has practised withdrawal.”
Lisa Moore, February

Agatha Christie
“Ye Gods and Little Fishes," said Sir Henry, "can it be? George, it's my own particular, one and only four starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies...”
Agatha Christie, A Murder Is Announced

Katherine McIntyre
“You heard Alanna. Someone’s got to be on you at all times.” His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.”
Katherine McIntyre, Waking for Winter

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