Demotivational Quotes

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Bret Easton Ellis
“Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead.”
Bret Easton Ellis

Terry Pratchett
“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.”
Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.”
Konrad

“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Justin Sewell

“TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.”
Justin Sewell

Robert Penn Warren
“You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of.”
Robert Penn Warren, All the King's Men

“When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.”
Justin Sewell

“Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.”
Justin Sewell

Adam Rex
“The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.”
Adam Rex, The True Meaning of Smekday

“Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.”
Justin Sewell

“CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.”
Justin Sewell

“You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.”
Justin Sewell

“Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to fuck anyone but you.”
Adam Ketcheson

“Try & try until you cannot succeed.”
Self

“Happy people do not wake up for breakfast.”
Tetiana Liubetska

“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life one day.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book

Mark Z. Danielewski
“Les jeux son fait. Nous sommes fucked.”
Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

“Life is only logical, and to think it's a gift is depressing.”
Konrad

“Although some people think women are inferior to men, I think it's a privilege to be a woman. There are so many fun things afforded to the female gender such as adornment of self, the freedom to communicate with gestures, and the freedom to express one's emotions.
I don't know what I'd do without my red backpack purse, and I am attached to my PDA with the pink monogrammed leather case. I've developed favorites among the many items in my wardrobe, and I like experimenting with accessories like hats, scarves, watches and belts.
I've become fairly proficient at applying make-up, and I now know the importance of a good facial cleanser and moisturizer.”
Jessica Angelina Birch, Confessions of a Transsexual Physician

“Saya pasti takut. Kalo tidak takut pasti bukan saya.”
Firman Zainur Rochim

“everything is normal we have our tv and mcdonalds people wash their cars on their driveways on a sunday afternoon and mow their lawns hang pictures of their blonde blue-eyed children neatly on magnolia walls and in the future everyone will sidestep questions speak with the vapidity of politicians in a limited language devoid of passion and truth and in the future air-raid sirens will sound every time the sun comes out and no one will ever put a bullet in the head of a politician again everything will be bland and painless and whitewashed and the government will finally have won completely”
U.V. Ray

Nathanael West
“Furthermore, having lost faith in himself, he thought it his duty to undermine the nation's faith in itself.”
Nathanael West, A Cool Million