Burrito Quotes

Quotes tagged as "burrito" (showing 1-5 of 5)
Lisi Harrison
“A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.”
Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it’s a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it’s a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did.”
James S.A. Corey, Abaddon's Gate

“Sometimes I'm the mint in your mojito
The beef in you burrito
The cheese in your cheeto
The tortilla in your taquito
Or just the quote accompanying your photo”
Evy Michaels

Emily R. Austin
“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did not mention going to her parent’s house at all. She had only said, “Hop in Jane, we’re getting burritos.” Blinded by my affection for burritos, I jumped into the car like an unwitting pig on its way to a slaughterhouse.”
Emily R. Austin

Rick Riordan
“Then Grover had a brilliant, totally Grover-like idea.
“Burrito fight!” he yelled, and flung his Guacamole Grande at the nearest skeleton.

“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it’s right up there with grenades and cannonballs.” (The Titan’s Curse - chapter 14, page 216)”
Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

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