Baby Names Quotes

Quotes tagged as "baby-names" (showing 1-10 of 10)
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Victoria  Ward
“A question that always makes me hazy is it me or are the others crazy'
Albert Einstein”
Victoria Ward, The Unconventional Life of Jenna Jaghe

Nadia Hashimi
“Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light.”
Nadia Hashimi, The Pearl That Broke Its Shell

Donald Goines
“I'm naming my son just what he is. I'm a whore and he is my son. If he grows up ashamed of me, the hell with him. That's what I'm wantin' to name him, and that's what it's goin' to be. Whoreson!”
Donald Goines, Whoreson

Abhijit Naskar
“There is nothing glorious about creating life out of passionate penetration. Even the animals can do that. The real glory comes when the life you create becomes the help in the lives of countless other humans.”
Abhijit Naskar, Human Making is Our Mission: A Treatise on Parenting

Bill Maher
“New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.”
Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Joan Rivers
“I hate babies with trendy names like Tiffany and Britney and Heather and Noah and Blake and Justin. I’m sick of Olivia and Chloe and Eva and Madison. I hope Aiden and Jayden and Braden and Graden all suffer minor head injuries while reading Dr. Seuss. Enough already with the cutesy-poo baby names. What happened to John and Dave and Sue? Babies with trendy names grow up to be adults with ridiculous names. “This is our CEO, Micah.” “You know what, Micah? I want my money back. I’m closing my portfolio. I’m going with Michael. He’s a grown-up.” One day all of these trendy-named children will grow up and become parents and then grandparents, and it’s all wrong. Grandma Tori? Zayda Jared? Nana Savannah?”
Joan Rivers, I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me

“Babynology.com explores baby names of all origins; you can get plenty of baby names along with meaning and origin. You can even search the meanings of your baby names.”
Baby nology

“Babynamescube.com is a world famous baby naming and pareting website. Find beautiful and trendy names with meaning and origin. Also get parenting advice.”
Linda

Donald Goines
“Christian name hell! I'm naming my son just what he is. I'm a whore and he is my son. If he grows up ashamed of me, the hell with him. That's what I'm wantin' to name him, and that's what it's goin' to be. Whoreson!”
Donald Goines, Whoreson