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#1

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints

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#2

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”
― Mark Twain

tags: age

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#3

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
― Mark Twain

tags: heartbreak

6909 likes

#4

“It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the fight in the dog that wins.”
― Arthur G. Lewis, Stub Ends of Thought and Verse

tags: bravery, dog, famous, inspirational, misattributed-dwight-eisenhower, misattributed-mark-twain, valour

2931 likes

#5

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
― Mark Twain

tags: darkness, human-nature, moon

3794 likes

#6

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
― Mark Twain

tags: bank, bankers, humor

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#7

“Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.”
― Mark Twain

tags: advice-for-daily-living, rake

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#8

“There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked.”
― Mark Twain

tags: honesty

411 likes

#9

“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”
― Mark Twain, Notebook

tags: love, romantic-advice

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#10

“Distance lends enchantment to the view.”
― Mark Twain

tags: perspective

152 likes

#11

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
― Mark Twain

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#12

“The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.”
― Mark Twain

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#13

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
― Mark Twain (Author)

tags: politics

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#14

“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.”
― Mark Twain

tags: truth

126 likes

#15

“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor

115 likes

#16

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”
― Mark Twain

tags: animals, learn, like, people

572 likes

#17

“Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.”
― Mark Twain

123 likes

#18

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
― Mark Twain

tags: age

251 likes

#19

“Every person is a book, each year a chapter,”
― Mark Twain

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#20

“I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.”
― Mark Twain, Speeches

tags: humor, wit

117 likes

#21

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

tags: accomplishment, attributed-no-source, be-yourself, conformity, individuality

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