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  • #1
    Libba Bray
    “It's knowing I'll never have what she has--a beauty so powerful it brings things to you. I fear I will always have to chase things I want. I'll always have to wonder whether I'm truly wanted or whether I've just been settled for.”
    Libba Bray

  • #2
    Richelle Mead
    “What kind of sick bastard burns down a Christmas tree?”

    Hugh and I exchanged glances. “That’s an excellent question,” I said dryly.

    Peter looked startled. “Was it you?” he asked Hugh.

    “No,” said the imp. “It was Carter.”

    “Your Christmas tree was burned down by an angel?” asked Cody.

    “Yup. The irony isn’t lost on me”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Dreams

  • #4
    J.K. Rowling
    “Not my daughter, you bitch!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #4
    Richelle Mead
    “Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?"

    Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers."

    You named your cats after the riders of the apocal--wait. Mr. Whiskers?"

    Well, there are only four horsemen.”
    Richelle Mead, Storm Born

  • #5
    Richelle Mead
    “Love is rarely flawless,” Carter pointed out. “Humans delude themselves by thinking it has to be. It is the imperfection that makes love perfect.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

  • #6
    J.K. Rowling
    “Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
    "After all this time?"
    "Always," said Snape.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #7
    Richelle Mead
    “Ian’s the black sheep.”

    “I thought I was the black sheep,” said Seth, sounding almost hurt.

    “No. You’re the unfocused artistic one. I’m the responsible one. Ian’s the wild, hedonistic one.”

    “What’s hedonistic?” asked Kendall.

    Her father considered. “It means you run up a lot of credit card bills you can’t pay, change jobs a lot, and have a lot of…lady friends.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus on Top

  • #8
    Richelle Mead
    “I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

  • #9
    Libba Bray
    “You want to know what pain is? Try running out of Advil when you've got a Category Five period. I've had cramps that would make grown men beg for a bullet between the eyes."
    - Jennifer, "Beauty Queens”
    Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

  • #10
    Libba Bray
    “Why do girls always feel like they have to apologize for giving an opinion or taking up space in the world? Have you ever noticed that?" Nicole asked. "You go on websites and some girl leaves a post and if it's longer than three sentences or she's expressing her thoughts about some topic, she usually ends with, 'Sorry for the rant' or 'That may be dumb, but that's what I think.”
    Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

  • #11
    Libba Bray
    “I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you never get your pizza.”
    Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

  • #12
    Libba Bray
    “I know because I read. Might I suggest you try it?”
    Libba Bray, A Great and Terrible Beauty

  • #13
    Libba Bray
    “J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of their triple-platinum hit, “Let Me Shave Your Legs Tonight, Girl,” Boyz Will B Boyz ruled the charts for a solid eleven months before hitting puberty and losing ground to Hot Vampire Boyz.”
    Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

  • #14
    Libba Bray
    “DiscomfortWear™, shapewear designed to eliminate rills, ripples, and muffin tops. In some cases known to eliminate circulation and breathing. If you’re not uncomfortable, it’s not DiscomfortWear™.”
    Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

  • #15
    Richelle Mead
    “Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #16
    Richelle Mead
    “You've asked me out tons of times."
    "Not really. I've made inappropriate suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity. But I've never asked you out on a real date.”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

  • #17
    Richelle Mead
    “I know how devastated you must be to miss me, but leave a message, and I'll try to ease your agony”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

  • #18
    Richelle Mead
    “Adrian!" Something inside of me burst. "Will you shut the hell up for five seconds?”
    Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss

  • #19
    Richelle Mead
    “And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #20
    Richelle Mead
    “Look, don’t get me wrong. I worship the ground this guy walks on. I’m excited to meet him tonight. I’m dying to meet him tonight. If he wanted to carry me off and make me his love slave, I’d do it, so long as I got advance copies of his books.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

  • #21
    Richelle Mead
    “It was a nephilim.”

    “A nephi-what?” asked Hugh, startled.

    “Isn’t that a character on Sesame Street?” Peter spoke up for the first time.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

  • #22
    Richelle Mead
    “John Cusack is standing over there.”

    I followed his incredulous gaze to where a man very like Mr. Cusack did indeed stand, smoking a cigarette as he leaned against a building. I sighed.

    “That’s not John Cusack. That’s Jerome.”

    “Seriously?”

    “Yup. I told you he looked like John Cusack.”

    “Keyword: looked. That guy doesn’t look like him. That guy is him.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Dreams

  • #23
    Richelle Mead
    “Fucking angels”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Dreams

  • #24
    Richelle Mead
    “Oh God," I groaned, "Seth Mortensen just said 'fucking' out loud. The end of times are near.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Heat

  • #25
    Richelle Mead
    “I was drunk.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Shadows

  • #26
    Richelle Mead
    “Good can still exist when bad things happen, just as evil persists when good things happen.” - Carter to Georgina”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Shadows

  • #27
    Richelle Mead
    “I tentatively attempted to make contact with the muscles in my body. They told me to leave them the fuck alone.”
    Richelle Mead, Storm Born

  • #28
    Richelle Mead
    “Oh, God. I’m trapped in the fucking Chronicles of Narnia."
    "I’m sure that would be an amusing reference, if I understood it.”
    Richelle Mead, Storm Born

  • #29
    Richelle Mead
    “I shook my head and turned away, unable to hear this. “I’m leaving now. I really don’t want to see you again. Nothing personal. Well, yeah, actually it is.”
    Richelle Mead, Storm Born

  • #30
    Richelle Mead
    “The only way to lose a kingdom is if your power drops or..well, if you're killed."
    "I'm sure Volusian would love to help with that."
    My minion walked near me, needing no horse to move swiftly. Upon hearing his name, he said, "I would perform the deed with great relish and much suffering on your part, mistress."
    "You can't put a price on that kind of loyalty," I told Kiyo.”
    Richelle Mead, Thorn Queen



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