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  • #1
    Christopher Moore
    “Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

  • #2
    Christopher Moore
    “I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #3
    Christopher Moore
    “I love you above all things, even pie.”
    Christopher Moore, The Fool

  • #4
    Christopher Moore
    “So nerds rule.”
    Christopher Moore, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
    tags: nerds

  • #5
    Christopher Moore
    “...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.”
    Christopher Moore, You Suck

  • #6
    Christopher Moore
    “Children see magic because they look for it.”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

  • #7
    Christopher Moore
    “Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell”
    Christopher Moore
    tags: love

  • #8
    Christopher Moore
    “Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots.”
    Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #10
    Christopher Moore
    “Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”
    Christopher Moore, The Fool

  • #11
    Christopher Moore
    “...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance.
    --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
    Christopher Moore, You Suck

  • #12
    Christopher Moore
    “Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket?”
    Christopher Moore, The Fool

  • #13
    Christopher Moore
    “I am not inclined to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the sentiment of the moment”
    Christopher Moore

  • #14
    Christopher Moore
    “Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”
    Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

  • #15
    Christopher Moore
    “You're going to break my heart, aren't you?”
    Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

  • #16
    Christopher Moore
    “She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.”
    Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

  • #17
    Christopher Moore
    “Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.”
    Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

  • #18
    Christopher Moore
    “Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #19
    Christopher Moore
    “If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.”
    Christopher Moore, Island of the Sequined Love Nun

  • #20
    Christopher Moore
    “How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised.”
    Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

  • #21
    Christopher Moore
    “I try to stick to one, single rule, “If you don’t have anything to say, shut the fuck up.” I think that’s in the Bible or something.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #22
    Christopher Moore
    “Like bear...”
    Christopher Moore

  • #23
    Christopher Moore
    “If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #24
    Jim Henson
    “Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me!”
    Jim Henson

  • #25
    Tom Robbins
    “It doesn't matter how sensitive you are or how damn smart and educated you are, if you're not both at the same time, if your heart and your brain aren't connected, aren't working together harmoniously, well, you're just hopping through life on one leg. You may think you're walking, you may think you're running a damn marathon, but you're only on a hop trip. The connections gotta be maintained.”
    Tom Robbins, Villa Incognito

  • #26
    Tom Robbins
    “For them not to have fucked then and there would have required such a reversal of the laws of nature as to cause Newton to spin in his coffin and NASA to discontinue the space program.”
    Tom Robbins, Villa Incognito



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