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    Neal Stephenson
    “This Snow Crash thing--is it a virus, a drug, or a religion?”

    Juanita shrugs. “What's the difference?”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #2
    Neal Stephenson
    “There's only four things we do better than anyone else:
    microcode (software)
    high-speed pizza delivery”
    Neal Stephenson

  • #3
    Neal Stephenson
    “This made him a grad student, and grad students existed not to learn things but to relieve the tenured faculty members of tiresome burdens such as educating people and doing research.”
    Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

  • #4
    Neal Stephenson
    “The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished, sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #5
    Brandon Sanderson
    “I ain't grouchy,” Teft snapped. “I just have a low threshold for stupidity.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance