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  • #61
    Oscar Wilde
    “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #62
    François Rabelais
    “I go to seek a Great Perhaps.”
    François Rabelais

  • #63
    Terry Pratchett
    “People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #64
    Terry Pratchett
    “Thunder rolled . . It rolled a six.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #65
    Terry Pratchett
    “And when the Patrician was unhappy, he became very democratic. He found intricate and painful ways of spreading that unhappiness as far as possible.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #66
    Terry Pratchett
    “Sergeant Colon owed thirty years of happy marriage to the fact that Mrs. Colon worked all day and Sargent Colon worked all night. They communicated by means of notes. They had three grown-up children, all born, Vimes had assumed, as a result of extremely persuasive handwriting.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #67
    Terry Pratchett
    “The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman. Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let you fall in thingy, love, with her, then kicked you inna, inna, thingy. Thingy, in your mouth. Tongue. Tonsils. Teeth. That's what it, she, did. She wasa...thing, you know, lady dog. Puppy. Hen. Bitch.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #68
    Terry Pratchett
    “He couldn’t help remembering how much he’d wanted a puppy when he was a little boy. Mind you, they’d been starving – anything with meat on it would have done.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #69
    Terry Pratchett
    “And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be
    living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got
    you invited to the very best social occasions.”
    Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay



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