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    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

  • #2
    Alan Moore
    “My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
    Alan Moore

  • #3
    Mae West
    “Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
    Mae West

  • #4
    Jordan Castillo Price
    “I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.”
    Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living

  • #5
    Jordan Castillo Price
    “I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear.
    "Maybe he's got one... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”
    Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV

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