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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #2
    Eoin Colfer
    “Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #3
    Eoin Colfer
    “If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #4
    Eoin Colfer
    “I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #5
    Eoin Colfer
    “Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
    Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
    Foaly: The EIB?
    Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Band 1-3

  • #6
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression.
    Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case?
    Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor.
    Doctor Po: Yes?
    Artemis: My mother, she...
    Doctor Po: Your mother, yes?
    Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident

  • #7
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #8
    Eoin Colfer
    “Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
    Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #9
    Eoin Colfer
    “Good. Illegal is always faster.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #11
    Eoin Colfer
    “Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #12
    Eoin Colfer
    “You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #13
    Eoin Colfer
    “No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

  • #14
    Eoin Colfer
    “Who are you?" he asked.
    I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #15
    Eoin Colfer
    “I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

  • #16
    Eoin Colfer
    “You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #17
    Eoin Colfer
    “Trust me. I'm a genius.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #18
    Eoin Colfer
    “A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #19
    Eoin Colfer
    “I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels.”
    Eoin Colfer, Plugged
    tags: humor

  • #20
    Eoin Colfer
    “I don't like lollipops.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #21
    Eoin Colfer
    “Who or what inspires you?"
    "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

  • #22
    Eoin Colfer
    “Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian

  • #23
    Eoin Colfer
    “Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind.
    “Yes, Artemis, what?”
    “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #24
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #25
    Ursula K. Le Guin
    “What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?”
    Ursula K. LeGuin

  • #26
    Antonio Moresco
    “Ci sarà bene un punto, nell’apparato digerente dei neonati, dove il latte si trasforma in merda… Bene, io, in questo mondo, sono esattamente quel punto!”
    Antonio Moresco, Gli incendiati

  • #27
    Jeanette Winterson
    “You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play. It's the playing that's irresistible.”
    Jeanette Winterson

  • #28
    Langston Hughes
    “Life is for the living.
    Death is for the dead.
    Let life be like music.
    And death a note unsaid.”
    Langston Hughes, The Collected Poems

  • #29
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Rules are for children. This is war, and in war the only crime is to lose.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #30
    W.C. Fields
    “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
    W.C. Fields



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