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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored.
    "In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations."
    "You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken.
    "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit."
    "I didn't invite him into bed," Clary snapped. "We were just kissing."
    "Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #2
    Karen Chance
    “He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'
    I didn’t get a chance to answer before the shop door was thrown open and a furious war mage stomped in. Pritkin spotted me and his eyes narrowed.
    'You shaved my legs?!'
    Mircea looked at me and folded his arms across his chest. I looked from one unhappy face to the other and suddenly remembered that I had somewhere else to be.”
    Karen Chance, Curse the Dawn

  • #3
    J.K. Rowling
    “He might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died, but I mustn't get my hopes up.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #4
    J.K. Rowling
    “You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #5
    Ilona Andrews
    “Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
    tags: kate

  • #6
    Ilona Andrews
    “I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #7
    Jennifer Rardin
    “So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken mah blood!” and initiate a general shutdown. ”
    Jennifer Rardin, Another One Bites the Dust

  • #8
    Jennifer Rardin
    “I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed that very possibility. As for the danger and risk taking, that's what Pete pays me to do. And you and I both know he inteneds to get his money's worth."
    Jasmine, I cannot-"
    Why not!"
    Because you are not food!"
    I stared at him for a minute; the I started to grin. I couldn't help it.
    Vayl"-I tried to keep my face straight- "I'm not asking you to eat me.”
    Jennifer Rardin

  • #9
    Ilona Andrews
    “I said, I know why you’re afraid to fight with me.”
    "And why is that?” If he flexed again, I’d have to implement emergency measures. Maybe I could kick some sand at him or something. Hard to look hot brushing sand out of your eyes.
    "You want me.”
    Oh boy.
    "You can’t resist my subtle charm, so you’re afraid you’re going to make a spectacle out of yourself.”
    "You know what? Don’t talk to me.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #10
    Ilona Andrews
    “Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip all day?"
    His eyes flared yellow "Is that a challenge?"
    "Yes it is.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #11
    Karen Chance
    “Then you must be willing to fight," Mircea responded. "Life is not a gift, Raphael; it's a challenge. Rise to it!”
    Karen Chance, Curse the Dawn

  • #12
    Karen Chance
    “Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face.”
    Karen Chance, Embrace the Night

  • #13
    Karen Chance
    “He had the look of an atheist who’d just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill.”
    Karen Chance, Claimed By Shadow

  • #14
    Karen Chance
    “Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs."
    You want people to see your legs?"
    I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment.”
    Karen Chance, Death's Mistress

  • #15
    Jennifer Rardin
    “It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking."

    "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question."

    "What was that?"

    "Do you think we should ask Goatee Guy how to find the caterer?" I smiled at him innocently as his eyebrows pratically met above his nose.

    "I am never going to share my pet peeves with you again."

    Jennifer Rardin, Another One Bites the Dust
    tags: humor

  • #16
    Jennifer Rardin
    As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"
    Hey, if Bergman needs a cheerleard, that's what he's getting."
    Vayl tipped his head to one side and smiled wickedly. "I was just thinking perhaps I need a cheerleader as well."
    Cassandra got up. "If that's where this conversation is headed, I'm leaving."
    She wants some pom-poms too," I told Vayl.
    I do not!”
    Jennifer Rardin, Another One Bites the Dust

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
    "You called her a liar?"
    "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
    "Have a biscuit, Potter.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #18
    J.K. Rowling
    “From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #19
    J.K. Rowling
    “Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
    "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
    Percy scowled.
    "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
    "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-”
    J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #20
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I was thrown into a state of sheer, mindless panic. “It’s my mother!” I whispered fiercely,
    as if Bones hadn’t figured that out. “Holy shit, you have to hide!”
    I literally shoved him toward the bedroom, yelling, “I—I’ll be right there, I’m not
    He went, but with none of my hysteria. “Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what
    are you waiting for?”
    The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped. “And not a moment sooner! Here, in the
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #21
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #22
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    Paul Terry

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #24
    J.K. Rowling
    “Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
    "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.”
    J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #25
    J.K. Rowling
    “Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
    "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
    "Snag?" said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. "I see no snag, Dumbledore!"
    "Well," said Dumbledore apologetically, "I'm afraid I do."
    "Oh, really?"
    "Well it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that I am going to -- come quietly. I am afraid I am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course -- but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #27
    J.K. Rowling
    “Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
    "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question."
    "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
    "Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin...”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #28
    Jane Austen
    “I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! -- When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #29
    Suzanne Collins
    “I don't want to lose the boy with the bread.”
    Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

  • #30
    Suzanne Collins
    “You love me. Real or not real?"
    I tell him, "Real.”
    Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

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