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    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #2
    Christopher Moore
    “There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”
    Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

  • #3
    Christopher Moore
    “Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

  • #4
    Christopher Moore
    “Science, you don't know, looks like magic.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #5
    Christopher Moore
    “I've won Satan's lottery.”
    Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

  • #6
    Christopher Moore
    “I love you above all things, even pie.”
    Christopher Moore, The Fool

  • #7
    Christopher Moore
    “Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

  • #8
    Christopher Moore
    “Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”
    Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.”
    Christopher Moore, Island of the Sequined Love Nun

  • #10
    Christopher Moore
    “The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #11
    Christopher Moore
    “It's like time travel only, you know, slower...”
    Christopher Moore

  • #12
    Christopher Moore
    “There's always a bloody ghost.”
    Christopher Moore, The Fool
    tags: humor

  • #13
    Christopher Moore
    “Fuckstockings!”
    Christopher Moore

  • #14
    Christopher Moore
    “We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet, the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes mad, drowns his girlfriend, and in his remorse, forces spoiled breakfast on all whom he meets.”
    Christopher Moore, The Fool



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