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  • #1
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #2
    George Carlin
    “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
    George Carlin

  • #3
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #4
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #5
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

  • #6
    Chuck Klosterman
    “Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.”
    Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

  • #7
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #8
    “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
    Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married

  • #9
    Arthur Golden
    “If you aren't the woman I think you are, then this isn't the world I thought it was.”
    Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

  • #10
    George Carlin
    “I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
    George Carlin

  • #11
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #12
    George Carlin
    “Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
    George Carlin

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?”
    George Carlin

  • #14
    George Carlin
    “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
    George Carlin

  • #15
    George Carlin
    “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
    George Carlin

  • #16
    George Carlin
    “Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
    George Carlin

  • #17
    Bil Keane
    “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
    Bil Keane

  • #18
    Mother Teresa
    “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
    Mother Teresa

  • #19
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #20
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Your heart is my piñata.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #21
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

  • #22
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “What we don't understand we can make mean anything.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #23
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #24
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #25
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #26
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #27
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #28
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.”
    Chuck Palahniuk
    tags: fear

  • #29
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #30
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters



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