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  • #121
    Mark Twain
    “When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.”
    Mark Twain

  • #122
    Mark Twain
    “Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
    Mark Twain

  • #123
    Mark Twain
    “When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
    Mark Twain

  • #124
    Mark Twain
    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ”
    Mark Twain

  • #125
    Mark Twain
    “Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #126
    Mark Twain
    “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”
    Mark Twain

  • #127
    Mark Twain
    “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”
    Mark Twain

  • #128
    Mark Twain
    “Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”
    Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

  • #129
    Mark Twain
    “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”
    Mark Twain

  • #130
    Mark Twain
    “Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.”
    Mark Twain

  • #131
    Mark Twain
    “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
    Mark Twain

  • #132
    Mark Twain
    “It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
    Mark Twain

  • #133
    Mark Twain
    “You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
    Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

  • #134
    Mark Twain
    “Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
    Mark Twain
    tags: food

  • #135
    Mark Twain
    “Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.”
    Mark Twain, Notebook

  • #136
    Mark Twain
    “After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.”
    Mark Twain, Diaries of Adam & Eve

  • #137
    Mark Twain
    “There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.”
    Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World

  • #138
    Mark Twain
    “It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.”
    Mark Twain

  • #139
    Mark Twain
    “There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.”
    Mark Twain

  • #140
    Mark Twain
    “In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.”
    Mark Twain

  • #141
    Mark Twain
    “I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.”
    Mark Twain
    tags: lies

  • #142
    Mark Twain
    “Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living.”
    Mark Twain, Notebook

  • #143
    Mark Twain
    “Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”
    Mark Twain

  • #144
    Mark Twain
    “Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
    Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

  • #145
    Mark Twain
    “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.”
    Mark Twain

  • #146
    Mark Twain
    “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
    Mark Twain

  • #147
    Mark Twain
    “My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.”
    Mark Twain, Notebook

  • #148
    Mark Twain
    “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ”
    Mark Twain

  • #149
    Mark Twain
    “The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”
    Mark Twain

  • #150
    Mark Twain
    “All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
    Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn



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