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  • #1
    Woody Allen
    “It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
    Woody Allen

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
    "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #3
    Dan Brown
    “Science and religion are not at odds. Science is simply too young to understand.”
    Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

  • #4
    Dan Brown
    “Google' is not a synonym for 'research'.”
    Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol

  • #5
    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
    H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
    "Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
    "Selling them on what?"
    Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
    "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.
    Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?"
    "I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “What do you want?"
    "Just coffee. Black - like my soul.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex."
    "At least you know he's still available.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “All knowledge hurts.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
    "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
    Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
    "A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is there some particular reason that you're here?" ...
    "Not this again."
    "Not what again?" said Clary.
    "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. “Clary-“
    “She said she doesn’t want it,” said Simon. “Ha-ha.”
    “Ha-ha?” Jace looked incredulous. “That’s your comeback?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is he dead?" he inquired. "He looks dead."
    "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead."
    "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Look, Simon, Luke thinks you should tell your mom. You can't hide it from her forever."
    "I can damn well try."
    "Think about Luke," she said desperately. "You can still live a normal life."
    "And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #29
    Indira Gandhi
    “The meek may one day inherit the earth, but not the headlines.”
    Indira Gandhi

  • #30
    Dan Brown
    “Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.”
    Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code



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