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  • #1
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72
    tags: life

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #4
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “It never got weird enough for me.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #5
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #6
    Ambrose Bierce
    “All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Collected Writings Of Ambrose Bierce

  • #7
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #8
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #9
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #10
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Welcome to the Monkey House

  • #11
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

  • #12
    Ray Bradbury
    “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
    Ray Bradbury

  • #13
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “We can't stop here, this is bat country!”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  • #14
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #15
    Joss Whedon
    “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”
    Joss Whedon

  • #16
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #17
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #18
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Poor bastard. Wait 'till he sees the bats. ”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #19
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Weird behavior is natural in smart children, like curiosity is to a kitten.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century

  • #20
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  • #21
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #22
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #23
    “Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't put up with people that are reckless with yours.”
    Mary Schmich

  • #24
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “As for literary criticism in general: I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage

  • #25
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #26
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “Science is magic that works.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

  • #27
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “Ting-a-ling mother fucker.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

  • #28
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #29
    Kurt Vonnegut
    “You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #30
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.”
    Edgar Allan Poe



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