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  • #1
    P.C. Cast
    “If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you that I hit Erik?' Stark asked me in a pleasant, nonchalant voice.”
    P.C. Cast, Tempted

  • #2
    P.C. Cast
    “Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite”
    P.C. Cast

  • #3
    P.C. Cast
    “Zo, I'm not a damn pussy!'

    Erik, looking very tall and full-grown, kick-your-butt vampyre-like, snorted sarcastically and then said, 'No, you're a damn human. Wait, that does make you a pussy!”
    P.C. Cast

  • #4
    Nalini Singh
    “How long have you been with Raphael?”
    “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.”
    “What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.”
    -Venom and Elena”
    Nalini Singh, Angels' Blood

  • #5
    Shannon Delany
    “You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.”
    Shannon Delany, 13 to Life

  • #6
    Ilona Andrews
    “Hey, would you look at that shit?"
    I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle.
    "Clear out!" I barked.
    They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
    "I was ninety percent sure."
    "I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain.
    "What the hell was that for?"
    "The other ten percent.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • #9
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #10
    Charles Bukowski
    “Do you hate people?”

    “I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
    Charles Bukowski, Barfly

  • #11
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #13
    Simone Elkeles
    “Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!”
    Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

  • #14
    Orson Scott Card
    “Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
    Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
    Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.”
    Orson Scott Card

  • #15
    Becca Fitzpatrick
    “What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.”
    Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

  • #16
    Carl Hiaasen
    “Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.”
    Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

  • #17
    Simone Elkeles
    “This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"
    What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?”
    Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

  • #18
    Matt Groening
    “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
    — Russ Cargill”
    Matt Groening

  • #19
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “my heart has more rooms in it than a whore house”
    Gabriel García Márquez

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.”
    George Carlin

  • #21
    Mark Twain
    “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
    Mark Twain

  • #22
    Becca Fitzpatrick
    “Holy freak show!”
    Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

  • #23
    Simone Elkeles
    “Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."
    The sun rises in the east, dickhead."
    Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.”
    Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

  • #24
    Darynda Jones
    “Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
    - T-shirt”
    Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #26
    Tere Michaels
    “You curse a lot.'

    'Fuck you - I hardly curse at all.”
    Tere Michaels, Faith & Fidelity

  • #27
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “When did you get so smart?"
    He tapped his forehead. "Brain transplant. They put in a whale's. I'm passing all my classes with my eyes closed now, but I just can't get over this craving for krill." He shrugged. "And I feel sorry for the whale that got my brain. Probably swimming around Florida now trying to catch glimpses of girls in bikinis.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Lament: The Faerie Queen's Deception

  • #28
    Rachel Vincent
    “I got swirling eyes and the capacity to shatter windows with my bare voice. Tod got teleportation and invisibility. The supernatural world is so far from fair.”
    Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Keep

  • #29
    Simone Elkeles
    “Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.”
    Simone Elkeles

  • #30
    Karen Marie Moning
    “I said breathe. Not do a fish-out of-water imitation.”
    Karen Marie Moning, Darkfever

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