Terry Pratchett

“Sergeant Colon owed thirty years of happy marriage to the fact that Mrs. Colon worked all day and Sargent Colon worked all night. They communicated by means of notes. They had three grown-up children, all born, Vimes had assumed, as a result of extremely persuasive handwriting.”


Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch #1) Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett
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