“Big, fat, meaty, long... Did I mention big? The head of the damned thing was as big nearly as the Shiitakes I had on my salad at lunch. It’s fucking huge! It’s a schlong that should have songs written in its honor. A thick, glorious rod of love that should be worshipped by women around the world.”


Pinky Haversnatch, The Kah Key Billionaire
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The Kah Key Billionaire (Kah Key Club Series Book 3) The Kah Key Billionaire by Pinky Haversnatch
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