David Sedaris

“Yesterday a woman had her son pee into a cup, which of course tipped over. “That’s fine,” I said, “but Santa’s also going to need a stool sample.”

David Sedaris, Theft by Finding: Diaries
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Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) Theft by Finding: Diaries by David Sedaris
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