David Sedaris

“June 3, 1987 Chicago This afternoon I found a $50 bill in the foyer of the building near the mailboxes. It was folded thin and full of cocaine. Some of it spilled when I opened it up, but there’s still plenty left. So that’s $50 in cash and around $80 worth of cocaine—$130! If I find $50 every day, I won’t need to get a job.”


David Sedaris, Theft by Finding: Diaries
Read more quotes from David Sedaris


Share this quote:
Twitter icon

Friends Who Liked This Quote


To see what your friends thought of this quote, please sign up!

0 likes
All Members Who Liked This Quote

None yet!


This Quote Is From

Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) Theft by Finding: Diaries by David Sedaris
17,405 ratings, average rating, 2,268 reviews
Open Preview

Browse By Tag