David Sedaris

“Real trouble doesn’t walk around with a ponytail. It doesn’t have a Mohawk or special shoelace patterns. Real trouble has a bad complexion and a Windbreaker.”


David Sedaris, Theft by Finding: Diaries
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Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) Theft by Finding: Diaries by David Sedaris
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