David Sedaris

“For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all, he saves food. Cherry tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people's martinis --he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. And then he eats them.”


David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
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