Eoin Colfer

“So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?"
This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug.
But he said, "Agreed.”


Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian
tags: artemis, butler, humor
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The Last Guardian (Artemis Fowl, #8) The Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer
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