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Mark Leyner

“On our last mission - our "final exam" - we were airlifted to a remote region, and we parachuted directly into a hostile enclave. We had to subdue the enemy using hand-to-hand tactics like tae kwon do and pugil sticks, cut their hair in styles appropriate to their particular face shapes, and give them perms.”

Mark Leyner, My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist
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My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner
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