“Have you talked to Lindsay about me?"

"Not really. But the night of that charity thing, when I was driving her home, she told me I should wait an appropriate amount of time out of respect for Paul Wheeler and then ask you out."

"She did?"

"Yeah. But I told her I was in no rush because I'd already fucked you, so--"

"WHAT?"

He looked across at her and grinned. "Just kidding.”