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Chuck Palahniuk

“The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?
Because we were out of raspberries.
Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.”

Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor
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Survivor Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
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