Jim Benton

“Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head?
Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes.
Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off!
Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.”

Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
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Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers by Jim Benton
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