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Suzanne Finnamore

“After you are here, I will try not to become one of those parents who brag incessantly about their children, who force them to recite the alphabet backward or sing the Lord's Prayer in German to horrified dinner guests. One of those parents who tell people who aren't interested and haven't askd what their progeny's grade-point average is, what school they go to, how handsome and brilliant and psychic they are.
If something goes awry and I do become one of those parents, you have my permission to sneak into my bedroom while I am sleeping and pinch my nostrils shut.”


Suzanne Finnamore, The Zygote Chronicles
tags: humor, parenthood
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The Zygote Chronicles The Zygote Chronicles by Suzanne Finnamore
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