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Jaclyn Moriarty

“Dear Complete and Utter Stranger,
The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal?
Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal?
Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?”


Jaclyn Moriarty, Feeling Sorry for Celia
tags: humor
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Feeling Sorry for Celia (Ashbury/Brookfield, #1) Feeling Sorry for Celia by Jaclyn Moriarty
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