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“6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didn't love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.”


Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
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The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life by Eugene Mirman
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