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“Jeff: You know most people who've had near death experiances say they say a white light. What did you see?

Akmed: I saw flying car parts!

Jeff: What was the last thing that went through your mind?

Akmed: My ass. But I saw a blue Prius! Is it true you have one of those? Did you know that if your driving down the highway in a Prius and you stick your hand out the window the car will turn?!”

Jeff Dunham
tags: comady
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