(?)
Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. (Learn more)
Jerry Seinfeld

“Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”


Jerry Seinfeld
Read more quotes from Jerry Seinfeld


Share this quote:
Share on Twitter

Friends Who Liked This Quote


To see what your friends thought of this quote, please sign up!

108 likes
All Members Who Liked This Quote

« previous 1



Browse By Tag