Jonathan Safran Foer

“I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know I had to teach myself on the Internet, because I don't have anyone to ask. For example, I know that you give someone a blowjob by putting your penis in their mouth.”


Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
tags: humor, sex
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