David Sedaris

“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”


David Sedaris , Me Talk Pretty One Day
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
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