The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear quiz: 10 questions by zaCk S

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none of this makes any sense unless you've read it. it's fuzzy even AFTER you've read it.

Where is Bluebear when he first gains consciousness?

Lying on his bed
Sleeping underground
Floating on the ocean
Falling through the air
Sliding down a mountain

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What does Bluebear learn from the Minipirates, at which he becomes a master?

Shooting harpoons
Tying knots
Catching fish
Deep-sea diving
Taking dictation

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What kind of animal is Bluebear's friend, Deus X. Machina?

Pelican
Gryphon
Whale
Pterodactyl
Cockroach

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How does Bluebear escape the Spiderwitch?

He digs a trap and fills it with spikes
He stumbles into a transdimensional portal
He climbs a tree and waits for it to pass under him
He imagines himself escaping, and his imagination makes it real
He drinks a cup of water that makes him invisible

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In the Gloomberg mountains, what kind of animal falls in love with Bluebear?

An Alpine Imp
A Mountain Maggot
A Hill Horse
A Bollogg
A Barbaric Hog

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Never trust a ... ?

Mugg
Wolperting Whelp
Mountain Maggot
Nocturnomath
Troglotroll

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What happens to Bluebear when he is sucked up by the tornado?

He drastically ages
He loses his memory
He stubs his toe
He goes blind
He falls asleep for a hundred years

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What is Bluebear's first profession in Atlantis?

Delivery boy
Taxi driver
Policeman
Sweeper
Waiter

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Who saves Bluebear from being sold into slavery by Volzotan Smyke? (*hint: He is a central character in another of Moers' novels)

Rumo, the Wolpertinger
Optimus Yarnspinner, the Lindworm
The Shadow King
General Tick-Tock, leader of the Copper-Killers
Qwerty Uiop, the Gelatine Prince

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Who nearly kills Bluebear inside the Megabollogg's head?

Idea #1600H
The Brain
Sadness
Insanity
The Optic Nerve

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