The YA Paranormal Quotes: "What Book?" quiz

Which book is each quote from?
"If you were half as funny as you think you are you would be twice as funny as you are now."

"It did cross our minds at one point. Actually, it seemed to keep crossing them. Back and forth. Maybe we should put in a cross walk."

"Run first. Mourn later"

"So, its you and a syringe against the Capitol? See this is why no one lets you make the plans."

"A process by which I use my brain to make a rational decision."

"Most fathers don't threaten to disembowel their daughters boyfriends."

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured, try me on any day that doesn't end in y."

"You'd crawl on your belly over broken glass for her. Easy."

"You've got about as much charm as a dead slug."

I’d chucked my book at out teacher and called her a fascist bastard. I hadn’t known what those words meant, but I’d known how to hit a moving target.

"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Yeah, probably not."

"Come on, it’s an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom’s homemade chicken pie?'

"Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do."

"Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying."

"Clearly, my stunning beauty has clouded your mind."

"The image that came to her mind was of hitting him with a rolling pin, but not in an amusing, comic-book sort of way."

"Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl."

"And we can walk into people's homes without being invited, and roll in garlic if we don't mind losing friends."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else"