The Mortal Instruments. (Who said it?) quiz

"I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mum. I just thought you should know."

"I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for beginners."

I am badass, and I recognize that you too, are badass.

"You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"

"I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I will love you then."

"You might want to lie down. I find that it helps when crushing sense of horrible realization sets in."

"There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself."

"Other teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck."

"Just kissing? How quickly you dismiss our love."

"Desire is not always lessened by disgust. Nor can it be bestowed, like a favor, to those most deserving of it. And as my words bind my magic, so you can know the truth. If she doesn’t desire his kiss, she won’t be free."

"I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein."

"I was going to watch Project Runway."

"I saw Jonathan after he faced the fear demon, you know. It showed itself to him as you. That told me all I needed to know. The greatest fear in Jonathan’s life is the love he feels for his sister."

"Lawful good to lawful evil!"

“Patience, grasshopper. Good things come to those who wait."