Kathryn Kania
Kathryn Kania asked Gabrielle Squailia:

I saw someone who looked similar to you and when I pointed him out to my husband he said "No, he's not pretty enough to be Gabriel" so my question is, How do you stay so pretty?

Gabrielle Squailia I eat a lot of goats. Okay, I eat a lot of baby goats. Okay, I eat a lot of baby goats fed exclusively on other baby goats. And I feed them on an altar made of baby goat-bones. Where they are summarily slaughtered and roasted. There's more, having to do with baby goats. It's a family recipe.

Also, my skull is naturally shapely. Like, Picard-level curves. That doesn't hurt either.

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