Poll

Hear ye, hear ye, across the sacred halls of polls and echoing realms of indecision:

Buddy read or buddy watch, anyone?

By decree of uncertain fate and unyielding whim, I now bestow this ancient and exalted power, for the first time, unto ONE brave soul… or perhaps many, as fate itself remains uncertain -

Behold: The Chooser™ 😌

By this decree, they are bestowed with sacred privileges beyond mortal comprehension:

- the divine right of selection
- absolute dominion over the mood and atmosphere
- and the freedom of zero accountability thereafter

But let it be carved into stone and remembered by ink and echo alike: horror and memoir are forbidden offerings 😭

🕯️ Final inscription: I am but a vessel of words. I yap. A great deal.

Let all who enter this poll be warned... chaos is not a possibility; it is tradition. The realms tremble accordingly 🤪🤭🩷