“A kid in fifth grade spat on me and threw sand in my hair during recess. Thirteen years later, I pulled him over for speeding. I was a rookie. He didn’t recognize me, but I recognized him. I only planned to give the person a warning until I saw it was that bully punk Mack Davis. I ensured he knew who I was, then I slapped him with a nice hefty fine before sending him on his way.”
