The Princess Bride

by William Goldman

whenever doctors are confused about something, which is really more frequently than any of us would do well to think about,

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!” “No—” “Offer me money—” “Everything,” the Count said. “Power too. Promise me that.” “All I have and more. Please.” “Offer me anything I ask for.” “Yes. Yes. Say it.” “I WANT DOMINGO MONTOYA, YOU SON OF A BITCH,”