“This is all really fascinating technological stuff,” observed Thursday1–4 drily, “but I’m waiting to see how it relates to pianos.” “It doesn’t, O sarcastic one. It’s called education.” “Pointless exposition, if you ask me.” “She’s not asking you,” retorted Thursday5. “Exactly,” I replied, “and some people enjoy the techie stuff. Follow me.”
Fforde pre-empts his critics!
