The Lost Hero (The Heroes of Olympus, #1)

by Rick Riordan

“That was Hera,” Thalia grumbled. “Her Majesty, the Loose Cannon.” “That’s it, Thalia Grace,” said the goddess. “I will turn you into an aardvark, so help me—”

“You dimwit!” Euryale screeched. “You’re not supposed to tell him that! He won’t eat the wieners if you tell him they’re poisoned!” Stheno looked stunned. “He won’t? But I said it would be quick and painless.”