The Magic of Revenge (Emerald Lakes, #3)

by Britt Andrews

My heart was beating wildly, my palms sweaty, and suddenly all I could think about was Mom’s spaghetti. Gods dammit, Saige. Focus! Now is not the time for Eminem references.

LOL

“Tomorrow I’m going to mate you, Goldie. Tonight, I’m going to let you rest and get some energy back because tomorrow, you’re mine. I’m going to make every one of your holes my motherfucking home. Our bodies are going to become one being, our souls will become one entity. The way it should be. Now, let me kiss you some more before I go tuck you into bed between your Fischers.” He’s gonna make my holes his home? My inner witch was jumping up and down holding up a vacancies sign. Because, you know, multiple openings.

Okay, that’s hot 🥵

"I'm not sure how else to explain it. That's what I feel. Like, this is perfect. You're perfect. And you're mine," she said, her cute horns popping out. What a coincidence, my boner also popped out.

"Master has given Faris a sock. Faris is a free mage!" he said, in a surprisingly spot-on impression.

Faris is hilarious

We crossed the street and entered Burgatory.

Burgatory makes the best burgers for real