The Demigod Files (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

by Rick Riordan

“He’s not even my friend. That’s Percy Jackson.”

“How about you, Percy Jackson? What do you fear?

I’ve met a lot of godlings and monsters I didn’t like, but Phobos took the prize.

Hera: It might seem crazy what i'm about to say

It’s great when you’re a celebrity to squids.

The fear god looked afraid.

The Myrmekes were the size of German shepherds.

Oh fuck no

“If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head,” I said, “I’d pick you.”

And it doesn’t exactly make a fashion statement,

when he has a sense of fashion!!!

“I’ll hold the flower while you beat up the thief ?”

Magical Underworld rivers? I had no idea.

Don't worry you'll find out in a year or so

Soon, Percy Jackson, you will have many ghosts. And you will remember me.”