Always On My Mind

by Beth Moran

Seb had let me stay rent free for three years.

How has she saved no money? Not paying rent in brighton is essentially saving £650+ per month at minimum!!

Would you want a date who serves up reheated chicken bites and baked beans before handing you a joystick?’ She shook her head. ‘It’s a slippery slope to a pet pig.’

I like the mum

But really, you aren’t that interesting.’

Love her

‘Given that my inferno of love for Elsa currently infiltrates my every thought and decision, how can she possibly get to know me without knowing that?’

Arthur is too creeepy

‘This is a funeral. The death and burial of my single status!’ He grinned, turning up the volume of ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’ on the Bluetooth speaker. ‘I don’t care what you think, Jessica. I’m not ending this night without a girlfriend. I didn’t practice pesto chicken three times for nothing!’

Arthur is giving off “nice guy” energy. It’s uncomfortable

A woman such as yourself deserves the very best, in my opinion. Whatever others might think.’ I cringed against the door, bracing myself for her reply.

He gives me such creeps

prig

What is a prig?? Is it meant to be prick?

celebrating the Queen’s Jubilee.

Between the mentions of the pandemic and the queens jubilee- this dates it to a very specific time